Rosie

The Legal Ex-purr-t Rosie is our Legal Expert. She is rich, so she can afford to work pur…bono… That means free. Which comes in handy, because we are constantly in legal trouble.

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Ginger Tom

Reconnaissance Specialist Ginger Tom is Rosie’s “Acquaintance.” His story is a little murky. He was abducted by The Evil Receiver, and escaped. He lived at the Morgue, but after all the Morgue staff got mysteriously fired, Ginger Tom was thrown out. Bluntly, he is homeless. …

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Milly

The Younger Sister Milly is a purebred too, but she is way too gullible and social. She only sees the best in every animal. Always makes new friends. No matter what the creature, it is her “new friend,” “buddy,” “BFF.” Every frog and bug is …

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Zip

The Spaniel Dog I am Zip the Spaniel. Most Spaniels are bird hunting dogs, but my Human does not hunt. She is a scientist. Old Lady, that’s her name. She’s famous. You never heard of her? That’s because she is secretly famous. I did not …

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Deleted

What I did see for myself was her visa to America. First Preference EB-1. Which means she’s an extraordinary scientist and that America was ecstatic to import her extraordinary brains. She did not even need an offer of employment to be imported into the U.S.A. …

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Boxer Bóris

The Bodyguard Bóris is my friend and bodyguard. After I escaped from Siberia, I figured that I need a bodyguard, so they do not catch me and disassemble me into radicals for their “scientific studies.” Who “they?” Let’s see… the Director… the Heir… Goncharik… I …

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